| Shocking Poll Results Rock Warren County Poll Shows Over 75% of Warren County Adults Have Been Approached by or Spent Intimate Time with Tigers Woods in 2009 Story by Serge Marshall Hendrix |
The shocking Tiger Woods story
continues to grow and fester every
day. The results from the latest
Roger-Dewey Poll show a disturbing
number of adults in Warren County
residents have a connection to the
professional golf icon.
Initially results were thought to be
skewed or wrong all together.
Roger-Dewey representative Doyle
Crunch issued this statement.
" Regarding the shocking results of
this week's Roger-Dewey International
Poll and Stuff we have checked,
re-checked and double secret checked
to verify the amazing story created by
these numbers. We stand by the
results and plan follow up polling. God
Bless America and Merry Christmas."
People throughout the county are now
lining up to tell their "Tiger" stories.
Minda Mae Rudolph, long time county
continues to grow and fester every
day. The results from the latest
Roger-Dewey Poll show a disturbing
number of adults in Warren County
residents have a connection to the
professional golf icon.
Initially results were thought to be
skewed or wrong all together.
Roger-Dewey representative Doyle
Crunch issued this statement.
" Regarding the shocking results of
this week's Roger-Dewey International
Poll and Stuff we have checked,
re-checked and double secret checked
to verify the amazing story created by
these numbers. We stand by the
results and plan follow up polling. God
Bless America and Merry Christmas."
People throughout the county are now
lining up to tell their "Tiger" stories.
Minda Mae Rudolph, long time county
resident approached this reporter with
stunning details of her romantic nights
with Woods.
" He liked to hold hands a lot. He'd
come into town every weekend. I could
hear his old pickup coming up the
drive and my heart would beat like a
marching band drummer."
Mrs. Rudolph sat on the worn chair
behind her TV tray.
" I'll be honest with you we were getting
mighty serious. I let him kiss me a few
times, but I told him that's where we
stop until I get a ring. He was a
gentleman about it. I told him I need
some promises before I tell my
husband we'd be running off together."
Shemp Rudolph issued a "no
comment" through his brother-in-law
Lawrence Fineburg.
Stan and Gora Glitch of Browntown
claim Woods offered them free movie
stunning details of her romantic nights
with Woods.
" He liked to hold hands a lot. He'd
come into town every weekend. I could
hear his old pickup coming up the
drive and my heart would beat like a
marching band drummer."
Mrs. Rudolph sat on the worn chair
behind her TV tray.
" I'll be honest with you we were getting
mighty serious. I let him kiss me a few
times, but I told him that's where we
stop until I get a ring. He was a
gentleman about it. I told him I need
some promises before I tell my
husband we'd be running off together."
Shemp Rudolph issued a "no
comment" through his brother-in-law
Lawrence Fineburg.
Stan and Gora Glitch of Browntown
claim Woods offered them free movie
Rudolph Glitch
passes for life if they would visit him
monthly at a "secret love nest"
located at an undisclosed location
along the Shenandoah River.
" He was a real sweet man or shall I
say he was sweet on me," Mrs.
Glitch stated.
"He'd give Stanley an eighteen pack
of Milwaukee's Best and then the
race was on. Some night's we'd
swing on that porch swing until the
sun would come up. We could hear
Stanley snoring in front of the
television that Tiger bought for him.
Tiger would try to steal a kiss or two,
but I had to put on those brakes. I'd
flat out told him no prize until I see a
ring." To Page Two
