| There are also reports Woods was seen dancing and playing darts at popular restaurant, The Lucky Star Lounge. He was seen singing karaoke at another establishment until several fights broke out in the crowd during his rendition of Loretta Lynn's country hit, "You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man". He was whisked away during the disturbances never to return. While interviewing several citizens who came forward to offer their stories dozens began to form a line. It was overwhelming the amount of people willing to detail their encounters with the world's greatest athlete. |
Only one couple's story proved to be fabricated. They introduced themselves as Stony and Darla Baker of Linden, Virginia. They stated Woods had spent four nights at there home drinking wine and soaking with them in the hot tub. " Yes indeed. He loved pizza We discussed several projects we wanted to do with him," said a familiar looking Stony Baker. "Oh and he really like me, "chimed in Darla Baker. " He said he loved my sense of style. I told him we were close friends of President and Mrs. Obama." |
| After further fact checking I warn you their story did not ring entirely true. What I was able to learn is many local folks were touched, in more ways than one, by the roving lover/ golfer. One attractive woman, Rita Van Damme, said it properly. "Tiger met me at the post office. He was standing there alone staring at his Palm Treo. I said hello and ask if he needed any help. He slowly raised his head looking me straight in the eye. He smiled. I remember how he gently reached out and touched my shoulder. He said,' Ma'am you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I want to take you some place romantic and show you the love you deserve.' I told him that I had a car full of woman from my bridge club waiting for me in the parking lot. He placed his warm hand on my cheek and said," Well, they can come, too.' We did. You can ask them what happened." She turned around to point out five ladies in line waiting to tell their tales and they did. |

| Stony and Darla Baker of Linden, Virginia |

| Rita Van Damme with unidentified Bridge Club member |

| Shonda Clemons and Mary Bright Williams claim to have come under Woods persuasive charms at a sometimes violent Karaoke bar. |

| Dave Schlitz claims Woods stole his wife for about three glorious weeks |