There are also reports Woods was
seen dancing and playing darts at
popular restaurant,
The Lucky Star
Lounge
. He was seen singing karaoke
at another establishment until several
fights broke out in the crowd during his
rendition of Loretta Lynn's country hit,
"You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My
Man". He was whisked away during the
disturbances never to return.
While interviewing several citizens who
came forward to offer their stories
dozens began to form a line. It was
overwhelming the amount of people
willing to detail their encounters with
the world's greatest athlete.













Only one couple's story proved to be
fabricated. They introduced
themselves as Stony and Darla Baker
of Linden, Virginia.
They stated Woods had spent four
nights at there home drinking wine and
soaking with them in the hot tub.
" Yes indeed. He loved pizza We
discussed several projects we wanted
to do with him," said a familiar looking
Stony Baker.
"Oh and he really like me, "chimed in
Darla Baker. " He said he loved my
sense of style. I told him we were close
friends of President and Mrs. Obama."
After further fact checking I warn you
their story did not ring entirely true.

What I was able to learn is many local
folks were touched, in more ways than
one, by the roving lover/ golfer.
One attractive woman, Rita Van
Damme, said it properly.
"Tiger met me at the post office. He
was standing there alone staring at his
Palm Treo. I said hello and ask if he
needed any help. He slowly raised his
head looking me straight in the eye. He
smiled. I remember how he gently
reached out and touched my shoulder.
He said,' Ma'am you are the most
beautiful woman I have ever seen. I
want to take you some place romantic
and show you the love you deserve.'
I told him that I had a car full of woman
from my bridge club waiting for me in
the parking lot. He placed his warm
hand on my cheek and said," Well,
they can come, too.' We did. You can
ask them what happened."
She turned around to point out five
ladies in line waiting to tell their tales
and they did.
Stony and Darla Baker of Linden, Virginia
Rita Van Damme with unidentified Bridge
Club member
Shonda Clemons and Mary Bright Williams
claim to have come under Woods
persuasive charms at a sometimes violent
Karaoke bar.
Dave Schlitz claims Woods stole his
wife for about three glorious weeks