Obamas Crash Lucky Star Lounge Party
story by Gwyneth Imaster
Sighting at party of popular nightspot sends giddy customers into
momentary stupor before shiny objects were produced by Secret
Service agents to distract the crowd of onlookers.
The season is here and America's first
couple has dived in with both feet. It is  the
2009 National Gate Crashers period where
scores of citizens forget themselves and
invites.
This tradition has been somewhat soiled
recently by a pair of unpopular party
deviants but the Obamas kicked off the
season with a big "bada-boom" at the
Lucky Star Lounge Halloween extravaganza
It has been reported that the Obamas
slipped into the Lucky Star dining dressed
as employees before switching to
fashionable evening attire.
Once they found a comfortable seat on the
newly purchased bar stools Barack and
Michelle
kanoodled like there was no one
else around.
Unknown to the romantic king and queen of
the free world is their fiery passion caught
the eye of several Lucky Star Lounge
patrons.
In the frenzy LSL customers began to
crowd around the couple shout their name,
buying them shots and in some cases
speaking in tongues. As the fracas grew
around the couple four gentlemen dressed
in conservative black suits and sunglasses
appeared from all directions holding bright
shiny objects above their heads screaming
for the crowd to look their way. As heads
turned a wave a calm began to sweep over
the LSL picturesque dining room. Heads
swiveled









swiveled toward the shiny objects
silent. Secret Service gently swung the
shiny objects to and fro until the
couple casually walked upstairs and
disappeared into the LSL dart room.
Once out of harms way the shiny
objects were put back in the Secret
Service pockets and the previously
uncontrollable mob fell out of the
trance as if nothing happened.
The two presidential lovebirds pitch woo
before donning their elaborate costumes
The Obamas pose claiming to be Ethel and
Frederick Mertz of Corn, Oklahoma
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