As the party moved into action a
couple descended from the stairs
dressed as a cowboy and a Flapper
girl. When confronted and asked for
their names the gentleman, who
resemble President Obama, identified
himself as Frederick Mertz from Corn,
Oklahoma. He introduced his wife as
Ethel Mertz. Apparently they were
visiting the Ricardo family from Linden,
Virginia.
When we attempted to speak with the
Ricardo at the residence we were
threatened with arrest if we did not
leave immediately.
The man who answered the door
would only say his name was Richard.
He was a musician and we were
bothering him.
Earlier this year the Obamas slipped
into the Lucky Star Lounge to spend
quality time with personal friends
Shawn Ann and Patrick Patterson and
Trevor and Lorena Lipton.
Patrick Patterson spoke", I'll tell you
something about Skip... I mean the
President. His a nice guy. He'll sip a
Modelo with you, sing some Motown
and loves our nachos. Michelle is
sweet and easy on the eyes."
Trevor joined in", Skip drops by the
house from time to time. He likes to
shoot pool, play games, play Mafia
on


Wars online. He's a friend."
It was reported by several LSL patrons
the night of the party, Frederick Mertz
proceeded to ask several ladies to
dance and bought a few adult
beverages for people in the crowd.
"He was definitely a perfect
gentleman," swooned Sheila Wart of
Strasburg." Yep, he had a way about
him, but Ethel stuck by his side all
night. Even when he danced with
another girl Ethel was by his side."
Bill Frawley of Lebanon, Virginia
offered his opinion", I thought Freddie
looked familiar, but he was so
convincing with the accent and the
outfit. I'll tell you this, if Frederick Mertz
ran for president I'd vote for him."
When the LSL owners were asked if
any surprise visitors may show up for
the Beaux Zeaux New Year's Eve Bash.
The Obamas pose with LSL owners Shawn
Patterson, Trevor Lipton, Buddha, Patrick
Patterson and Lorena Lipton earlier this
year
All they would say was Frederick and
Ethel Mertz are expected to be in
attendance. They had all ready bought
their tickets.
But as for President and Mrs. Obama",
I doubt Skip has time this year with the
economy and health care agenda on
his plate," opined Shawn Ann
Patterson.
"We do have a married couple that
looks like actor Mickey Rourke
planning to come," Patrick chimed in. "
You have got to see them dance."
Candida and Murphy Contour expected to
attend the Beaux Zeaux New Year's Ball at
the Lucky Star Lounge.
Reporter Gwyneth Imaster is well
known for investigative work involving
mega-celebrities. Her recent works,

"
The Real Story: Wally Cox Adonis
or Skinny Actor", "Wayleen
Smithers: Behind Britney in Third
Grade", and the newly released,
"Who?: the True Life of Penny Flame