| What can be done? It has been recommended to forego baths or showers while wearing leather jackets. If you look across the continent, for instance, you can see people who have all ready lost their intelligence molecules and are hopelessly lost in a bliss of stupidity. An emergency meeting was called in an attempt to collect the world's most renowned brainologists to discuss this emerging destruction of intelligence. Unfortunately those responsible failed to print the date and time of the sessions on the invitations. It was later discovered those responsible for the event were suffering from extreme low levels of intelligence. The same staff members were later found sitting in tubs of cherry Jello at the U.S. National Cranium Institute. It is forecast all intelligence will evaporate by 2014. "If we're lucky," Dr. Sizemore Thilly stated", humanity can hang on until 2020, but beyond that I expect all of us to be painting eyeballs on our eyelids or peeing in our pants." I was expecting to make a valid point regarding this smart thing but I can't really recall what it was going to be. I like bees. ABC's. Like the shore by the sea. See I told you. Dr. Skip Blower/ U.S. National Cranium Institute, Flintstone, MD |
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