The Lucky Star Lounge 205A East Main Street Front Royal, VA 22630 540-635-5297 540-635-5297 |
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| Contact the Warren County Economic Development Authority and voice your support Without their help and guidance we would be without a home for our fine restaurant/lounge |
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| Order a scrumptious LSL lunch to go |
| Lorena Shawn Patrick Trevor |
| Trevor and son, Alejandro |
| Lucky Star Weekend Performances |
| 2010 LSL Spokesperson, Taps Wilhelm. |
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| Ask Our Mixologist about the LSL Fifty Beers from Around the World |
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| Lucky Star Upcoming Weekly Events Monday Trivia Night with LSL Day Manager and International Playboy Emcee,Dewey Vaughan Bar-B-Que Tuesday Order up the Chef's Tuesday creative Bar-B-Que specials and wash it down with your favorite beverage Thursday Reward your tummy with the LSL original recipe Crabcakes Freshly made and ready to cause spontaneous smiles and great joy Friday Lunch and a Movie Live Music and Extreme Pleasure every Monday through Saturday |
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| Lounge Lounge Friday at Friday at 11 AM and 1PM to close Saturday We offer the area's tastiest lunches and dinners at a great price and always feature delicious daily specials created by the area's top culinary team. |
| Can the claims of thousands be true? Has the fountain of youth been found and put in a bottle? |
"Me piden que haga un
dibujo de amor y voy a
sacar una enchilada."
dibujo de amor y voy a
sacar una enchilada."
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| Offer Ends December 31 at midnight Buy Now Mention The Lucky Star and get an additional junior size bottle for half price! |
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| The best lunches served delicious and fast every day. Let Shawn Patterson and Day Manager, Dewey Vaughan put you into a delicious new Lucky Star lunch. |
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| We're Open and Ready to Entertain You Friday Night, December 31 Annual LSL New Year's Eve Bash |
| Yup, it's true. In about two weeks I'm changing the website, top to bottom, but you'll never notice. |
| Enjoy the Lucky Star delicious Saturday lunch and dinners specials |
| This person is obviously excited to be visiting the Lucky Star Lounge |
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| Seen and/ or Heard at or Near the Lucky Star Investigative Reports by Serge Broiler LSL Staff Writer |
| Trevor |
| The New Musical Creation from Trevor Lipton |
| Meet our new LSL mascot Willy Sonoma the Alpaca and his buddy Peayou! |
| We Will Be on Vacation from January 1-January 9 Returning Better than Ever January 10 |
| Reaction to the Pumpkin Mike Kidnapping to the Moon |
| My last column ever for the LSL site will take the spotlight away from me and toss on the now departed Pumpkin Mike. When I heard of his forced re-location to the Moon I didn't believe it. Twice this week I picked up the phone to call the kid, ask him about a recipe, see what he thought about Oprah or Judge Judy. I must face the dank reality of the situation. Pumpkin Mike now lives on the moon and that's that. Gonesville. Gonzola. Outa here! Twenty three skidoo. He is probably and happily surrounded by a hill of cheese eating his way through to another and another. The kid had a steel set of cojones. I remember all he did for pumpkins. He brought an unappreciated vegetable to the fore front and never let them fade. He was made to be the leader of vegetable awareness. The ladies loved him. He had velvet smooth dance moves Travolta would be jealous of and he sang like a beautiful songbird often provoking near hysterical crying with his voice. No one could work a power strip like Pumpkin. No one. I tried once and sprang all of my fingers. It was weeks before I was myself again. The real story of this kid, being raised as a hyena on a wildlife preserve in Kenya, working his was across the Sahara as a nomadic minstrel and, of course, his dramatic solo voyage across the Atlantic to Miami on an inner tube chokes me up with emotion every time I read his book. There's no doubt being whisked away by two bicycle riding aliens to the Moon was traumatic for the kid. In closing, my one clear thought at this tender moment is... better him than me. So long fans, thanks for a great year. |
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| Tickets Now on Sale at the Lucky Star Lounge |
| Meet these lovely ladies at the LSL New Year's Eve Bash |
| " I would consider it a personal favor if you come to the Lucky Star Lounge New Year's Eve Bash this year." |
In 2010 the Lucky Star Lounge
watched as the world of Front
Royal welcomed the new year
with a lot of wet kisses, confetti,
nonrhythmic dancing and a
generous evening for Yellow Cab.
Now onto the events we fondly
remember about the year 2010.
Two Aliens on bicycles kidnapped
Pumpkin Mike to the Moon.
Pumpkin Mike has not been seen
since but his impostor look-a-like left
by the alien bike riders is seen
regularly at area bars, theatre
productions and domino tournaments.
The Lucky Star Lounge was
honored.
In May of 2010 the Lucky Star
Lounge was added to the Federal
Hysterical Preservation List. This
honor was presented to the LSL
ownership team by the Federal
Hysterical Society President Smoothy
Schwartz.
Trevor Lipton bowls huge game.
Trevor topped every one when he
reportedly bowled the first ever 500
game in bowling history at the local
lanes. No one has ever bowled such
a high score including PBA Hall of
Famer, Guppy Troup.
watched as the world of Front
Royal welcomed the new year
with a lot of wet kisses, confetti,
nonrhythmic dancing and a
generous evening for Yellow Cab.
Now onto the events we fondly
remember about the year 2010.
Two Aliens on bicycles kidnapped
Pumpkin Mike to the Moon.
Pumpkin Mike has not been seen
since but his impostor look-a-like left
by the alien bike riders is seen
regularly at area bars, theatre
productions and domino tournaments.
The Lucky Star Lounge was
honored.
In May of 2010 the Lucky Star
Lounge was added to the Federal
Hysterical Preservation List. This
honor was presented to the LSL
ownership team by the Federal
Hysterical Society President Smoothy
Schwartz.
Trevor Lipton bowls huge game.
Trevor topped every one when he
reportedly bowled the first ever 500
game in bowling history at the local
lanes. No one has ever bowled such
a high score including PBA Hall of
Famer, Guppy Troup.
Famous music icons Stevie Nicks,
Tom Petty, the Judds, Garth Brooks,
Vanilla Ice, Jonas Brothers, Lady
Gaga, Usher and many many more did
not visit the Lucky Star in 2010.
Almost visiting were the Mike Love
Beach Boys version, Air Supply and
Neil Sedaka.
In 2010 Lucky Star employees and
owners chose animals they most
resembled. Chef Mark: Giraffe, Hope:
Cuddly Bear, Tim B.: Aardvark, Keith
Knerph: Wiley Coyote, Sammy:
Walrus, Heather: Flamingo, Lorena:
Mink, Shawn: Red Fox, Trevor: Marlin,
Patrick: Wolverine, Tim W.: Meerkat,
Liz: Queen Honey Bee, EW:
Copperhead, and Day Manager
Dewey: Macaw.
Have a happy retirement. Two
columnists who contributed regular
articles to the site: Sporty Dewhurst
and Taps Wilhelm have both
re-located to Virginia Beach, VA. In the
process both decided to call it quits.
The web page is currently looking for a
replacement.
Qualifications: Must be a living person,
must have an odd slant on life in
general, no prejudices, enjoys Mexican
food, be married multiple times or a
Tom Petty, the Judds, Garth Brooks,
Vanilla Ice, Jonas Brothers, Lady
Gaga, Usher and many many more did
not visit the Lucky Star in 2010.
Almost visiting were the Mike Love
Beach Boys version, Air Supply and
Neil Sedaka.
In 2010 Lucky Star employees and
owners chose animals they most
resembled. Chef Mark: Giraffe, Hope:
Cuddly Bear, Tim B.: Aardvark, Keith
Knerph: Wiley Coyote, Sammy:
Walrus, Heather: Flamingo, Lorena:
Mink, Shawn: Red Fox, Trevor: Marlin,
Patrick: Wolverine, Tim W.: Meerkat,
Liz: Queen Honey Bee, EW:
Copperhead, and Day Manager
Dewey: Macaw.
Have a happy retirement. Two
columnists who contributed regular
articles to the site: Sporty Dewhurst
and Taps Wilhelm have both
re-located to Virginia Beach, VA. In the
process both decided to call it quits.
The web page is currently looking for a
replacement.
Qualifications: Must be a living person,
must have an odd slant on life in
general, no prejudices, enjoys Mexican
food, be married multiple times or a
desire to marry multiple times, love to
kiss and tell and finally practice good
personal hygiene.
LSL Holidays to plan for in 2011:
Elvis Presley Birth Day January 8
Ground Hog Day February 2
Twitchy Eye Day February 16
Quinta de Marzo March 5
Fat Tuesday March 8
Saint Patrick's Day March 17
April is National Ear Wax Month
April Fool's Day April 1
April Pools Day April 2
April Stools Day April 3
Cinco de Mayo May 5
Vesak May 10
Armed Forces Day May 21
June is Red Head Appreciation Month
Lucky Star Lounge Anniversary June 6
Independence Day July 4
When is Fall Coming Day August 22
Kiss a Zombie Day September 17
Tap Dance Day October 6
Halloween October 31
Free a Caged Turkey Day Nov. 15
Thanksgiving November 24
Release Party for Twilight XII Nov. 25
St. Trevor Day December 1
Hanukkah Begins December 21
Christmas December 25
New Year's Eve December 31
Thank you for an interesting 2010
and forward into 2011.
kiss and tell and finally practice good
personal hygiene.
LSL Holidays to plan for in 2011:
Elvis Presley Birth Day January 8
Ground Hog Day February 2
Twitchy Eye Day February 16
Quinta de Marzo March 5
Fat Tuesday March 8
Saint Patrick's Day March 17
April is National Ear Wax Month
April Fool's Day April 1
April Pools Day April 2
April Stools Day April 3
Cinco de Mayo May 5
Vesak May 10
Armed Forces Day May 21
June is Red Head Appreciation Month
Lucky Star Lounge Anniversary June 6
Independence Day July 4
When is Fall Coming Day August 22
Kiss a Zombie Day September 17
Tap Dance Day October 6
Halloween October 31
Free a Caged Turkey Day Nov. 15
Thanksgiving November 24
Release Party for Twilight XII Nov. 25
St. Trevor Day December 1
Hanukkah Begins December 21
Christmas December 25
New Year's Eve December 31
Thank you for an interesting 2010
and forward into 2011.
| Lucky Star 2010 Year in Review A Summation of the Stories Swirling Around the LSL World |