The Lucky Star Lounge
205A East Main Street
Front Royal, VA 22630
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and voice your support
Without their help and guidance we would be without a home
for our fine restaurant/lounge
|LSL Round Up
"Not Your Average Website"
lunch to go
|Trevor and son, Alejandro
|Lucky Star Weekend Performances
|2010 LSL Spokesperson,
|Translation on the LSL Menu page
|Ask Our Mixologist
LSL Fifty Beers
Around the World
|Click the banana for Sporty's quotes
|Lucky Star Upcoming
Monday Trivia Night
with LSL Day Manager and International Playboy
Order up the Chef's Tuesday creative Bar-B-Que
specials and wash it down with your favorite
Reward your tummy with the LSL original recipe
Freshly made and ready to cause spontaneous
smiles and great joy
Lunch and a Movie
Live Music and
Monday through Saturday
|It has been proven through diligent scientific
studies: looking like actor Donald Pleasance can
wrinkles around the eyes and ankles, improve
rhythm, improve color of the tongue and fingertips,
increase telepathic powers as well as many other
traits no one has thought of yet.
Try my new Look Like Donald Pleasance Elixir
with a money back guarantee. If you are not 100%
pleased with this product I will personally
consider giving your money back less shipping
and 1PM to
We offer the
dinners at a
great price and
by the area's
|Can the claims of thousands be
true? Has the fountain of youth
been found and put in a bottle?
|Special offer for your immediate
order of Look Like Donald
Buy One and Get Another at
December 31 at
Lucky Star and
bottle for half
|Click the toilet if you require a
simple version of this web page.
|The best lunches served delicious and fast
Let Shawn Patterson and Day Manager,
Dewey Vaughan put you into a delicious
new Lucky Star lunch.
|We're Open and Ready to Entertain You
Friday Night, December 31
Annual LSL New Year's Eve Bash
|Yup, it's true. In about two weeks I'm changing the website, top to bottom, but you'll never notice.
|Enjoy the Lucky Star delicious Saturday lunch and dinners specials
|This person is obviously
excited to be visiting the
Lucky Star Lounge
|Seen and/ or Heard at or
Near the Lucky Star
Investigative Reports by Serge Broiler LSL Staff Writer
|The New Musical Creation
from Trevor Lipton
|Meet our new LSL mascot
Willy Sonoma the Alpaca
and his buddy Peayou!
|We Will Be on Vacation from
January 1-January 9
Returning Better than Ever
|Reaction to the
Kidnapping to the Moon
|My last column ever for the LSL site will take the
spotlight away from me and toss on the now
departed Pumpkin Mike.
When I heard of his forced re-location to the Moon
I didn't believe it. Twice this week I picked up the
phone to call the kid, ask him about a recipe, see
what he thought about Oprah or Judge Judy.
I must face the dank reality of the situation.
Pumpkin Mike now lives on the moon and that's
that. Gonesville. Gonzola. Outa here! Twenty three
skidoo. He is probably and happily surrounded by
a hill of cheese eating his way through to another
The kid had a steel set of cojones. I remember all
he did for pumpkins. He brought an
unappreciated vegetable to the fore front and
never let them fade. He was made to be the
leader of vegetable awareness.
The ladies loved him. He had velvet smooth
dance moves Travolta would be jealous of and he
sang like a beautiful songbird often provoking
near hysterical crying with his voice.
No one could work a power strip like Pumpkin. No
one. I tried once and sprang all of my fingers. It
was weeks before I was myself again.
The real story of this kid, being raised as a hyena
on a wildlife preserve in Kenya, working his was
across the Sahara as a nomadic minstrel and, of
course, his dramatic solo voyage across the
Atlantic to Miami on an inner tube chokes me up
with emotion every time I read his book. There's
no doubt being whisked away by two bicycle riding
aliens to the Moon was traumatic for the kid.
In closing, my one clear thought at this tender
moment is... better him than me.
So long fans, thanks for a great year.
|Patrick with Wilbur and
|Click here for costume fashion ideas, Roaring
Twenties music and other 1920's information you
may have forgotten to remember
|Tickets Now on Sale at the
Lucky Star Lounge
|Meet these lovely ladies at the
LSL New Year's Eve Bash
|" I would consider it a personal
favor if you come to the Lucky Star
Lounge New Year's Eve Bash this
|Lucky Star 2010 Year in Review
A Summation of the Stories Swirling Around the LSL World