| Igloo Diaries (2008) Written and Directed by Enrique' Delamontaine Ross Sponge as Mondo Cummings Gloria Stephacoccus as Schmeckie Cummings Rory Hatchett as Lolani Young couple meets in Indiana thermos factory, falls in love and gets married. Mondo has affair with a 7 Eleven transvestite manager portrayed by out of control over the top absolutely madcap Rory Hatchett. Schemkie discovers her husbands hurtful secret. Her redemption causes this thriller to take off like a stripper in a room full of drunk millionaires. One of 2009 sleeper hits. |
| Massive Thighs (2009) Directed by Mojo Hokido Written by Milly Filmore and Chet Arthur Kildaire Sinclair as Mrs. Todd Pinsive Shoulder Butler as Cabrolet Button Don Sway as Ollie Bucket PTSA President, Kildaire Sinclair, inadvertently eats four dozen chocolate creme filled donuts during PTSA fundraiser. School custodian, Shoulder Butler, discovers this happens at every school function. Don Sway's portrayal as the local Krispy Kreme district manager smells a lot like Oscar time. |
| They Smelled Really Bad 2 (2009) Written and Directed by Seven McDonnell Delmore Crabbe as Sketch Howser Summer Springs as Moon Tad Welker as Cory Blastoff Sheila Comer as Bonita Blastoff Tory Telemundo as Chip We pick up where the TSRB One crew left off in the deserted Pennsylvania amusement park. Crabbe and Springs continue their magic as confused star crossed lovers who continually seek diet drinks. Welker and Comer give the performances of their careers as Lithuanian rock stars who take the wrong bus in Allentown and end up at the deserted "Several Flags Over the Poconos" amusement park. Tory Telemundo reprises his role as Chip the desperate Boy Scout who will stop at nothing to sell bags of popcorn to support a troop trip to Wahoo Scout Jamboree held in Puyallup, Washington. Where this sequel differs from the original is the stark black and white film, its running time of four hours compared to the 65 minutes of the original and a new director, Seven McDonnell. A real stunner with beautiful visuals and gory details. Winner of the 2009 Corn, Oklahoma Film Festival Top Film Award. |
| Distant Toilet (2009) Directed by Leif Hornswaugle Written by Murray Patel and Butter Stevenson Talulah Sims as Darla Del Greco Harmony Doolittle as Twanda Ratt Ornate Buffy Shields as Chicky Gumbo Dustbin Tad Silver as T.P. Roller and Jazzy Starrlotta as the Wheez Completely improvised Distant Toilet requires a suspension of belief and total devotion to the film. Sit back and ride the wild surf of this graphic realistic film destined to be mentioned with classics Casablanca, Gone with the Wind and Can't Hardly Wait. This film finally answers the age old question ", Do vampire tap dancers ever use the facilities?" A heart warming excursion to the depths of your soul. This movie features a delightful cameo by Carumba Boykin as a collector of antique outhouses. |