Hungry for Your Food
I was feeling down
I was looking around
I saw a plate nearby
so I made my happy sounds
It was a pile of hamburger
and a pile of cheese
I took that former heifer
and gave it a big squeeze.
I was hungry for your food
and I ain't going to starve
I was hungry for your food, Darlin'
now shut up and carve.
It was Friday night
the lights were low
inside the cooler was
a big bowl of Jello.
I slammed it up
I slammed it down
I slammed that Jello
all the way to town
It was a temporary correction
intestinal malady
I began my resurrection
by chewing on some brie
I was hungry for your food
and I ain't going to starve
I was hungry for your food, Darlin'
now shut up and carve.
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