Romance in Pittsburgh I once knew a burger a mighty mighty burger it full of grease a double helping of grease. But I ate that burger flipped it up that burger in three big bites that burger down it fast and with ease. I was a boy a simple boy who loved his food and I knew joy the simple joys that made me chew. I held that burger two handed that moist thick burger Oh how I caressed that burger It was a gastronomic release. I was a boy a simple boy who loved his food and I knew joy the simple joys that made me chew.