| Local Man Chooses Lucky Star as Location to Meet Future Girlfriend story by Red Wines |
He comes in before 5PM most nights.
Dressed in a light blue leisure suit,
white patten leather shoes with small
gold buckles and several gold chains
draped around his thin neck Merle
Berle stakes out a location at the
custom designed Lucky Star bar.
Berle now has made the obvious
official. He intends to take his spot at
the bar with full view of both entrances
with the sole purpose of meeting his
future girlfriend.
" Now I don't intend to be like these
other fellows," the fifty seven year old
former masseuse parlor assistant
manager said. "A guy with my looks
and intellect can surely meet a woman
that fits my criteria in a place like this."
He suddenly swings around on his bar
stool as a pair of ladies in their forties
enter through the back door. This is
when I see Berle's unique girlfriend
recruitment methods.
" Hello ladies." He stands and coolly
approaches them." My name is Merle
Berle. Could I ask you to complete
Dressed in a light blue leisure suit,
white patten leather shoes with small
gold buckles and several gold chains
draped around his thin neck Merle
Berle stakes out a location at the
custom designed Lucky Star bar.
Berle now has made the obvious
official. He intends to take his spot at
the bar with full view of both entrances
with the sole purpose of meeting his
future girlfriend.
" Now I don't intend to be like these
other fellows," the fifty seven year old
former masseuse parlor assistant
manager said. "A guy with my looks
and intellect can surely meet a woman
that fits my criteria in a place like this."
He suddenly swings around on his bar
stool as a pair of ladies in their forties
enter through the back door. This is
when I see Berle's unique girlfriend
recruitment methods.
" Hello ladies." He stands and coolly
approaches them." My name is Merle
Berle. Could I ask you to complete
this application for me."
Both women appear somewhat taken
aback. Merle Berle, local man about
town, has decided to dispense
girlfriend applications to all ladies he
see as potential mates.
His criteria consists of the following:
Both women appear somewhat taken
aback. Merle Berle, local man about
town, has decided to dispense
girlfriend applications to all ladies he
see as potential mates.
His criteria consists of the following:
- The lady must be between 21
and 64 - She must have hair
- I prefer shaven legs and minimal
arm hair - All applicants can not be
currently attached or living with
a significant other - None can be former clients of
Madame Daisy's Spa where I
was assistant manager
- The successful applicant must
enjoy Mexican food at least six
times per week, - She must be willing to rub my
feet - She must have at least one arm
and or one leg - She agrees to make the bed if
she sleeps over - Lastly, she must agree in writing
to accept any rules changes
when I decide to change the
rules
applications Berle approached another
leaving her with a customized Berle for
Boyfriend pen.
All three scrutinized the rules and each
turned in their finished work.
Berle pulled each woman aside for
their first of three possible interviews.
As I left I could hear Darlene Stewart
say to Berle she had no issue with
shaving her legs and would do so if
she were chosen. Berle smiled and
made the note on her application.
