" We heard that they first saw Jesus.
That was good enough for me. I don't
care what they saw after that," stated
Salvatore Willy of White Post.
Shielda Darnahan said", I love tortillas
and I have always loved Rickles. This
is better than the day they decided to
combine chocolate with peanut butter.
The only thing that could top this is
Rickles opening a theatre in Branson,
Missouri."
By now the line snaked down past the
local cinema and almost to Royal
Avenue. Front Royal police set up  
barricades to protect those in line from
the bumper to bumper traffic slowly
streaming past the Lucky Star Lounge.
Signs and makeshift memorials were
popping up with photos of Don Rickles
and quesadillas. Placed along the
street were small piles of plastic
flowers and candles.
This quesadilla has turned Main Street
into a spiritual Mecca of slowly moving
excited Don Rickles and quesadilla
lovers.
"Don Rickles has touched me in many
ways." Daphne Zit displays her left
palm." I had a serious burn from a
skillet of fried chicken. I was in pain,
but that night I watched Mr. Rickles on
The Tonight Show. I don't how it
happened but that night the burn
blister and sore completely
disappeared. Poof! All gone. It was
then I knew Don Rickles was more than
a Vegas insult comic."  
This is only a small sample of the
stories of how Don Rickles has
effected lives. I spoke to an equal
group who have similar quesadilla
stories.
As word spread I met people from
Warrenton, Abington, Spudsville, Tap
Dance and as far away as Nomind,
West Virginia.
A control center was been set up at
the town center Gazebo to assist with
the overwhelming crowds expected to
flock to this small Shenandoah Valley
village.
Finally, it is my turn to view the Miracle
on Main Street.
The woman ahead of me paused at
the quesadilla and quietly sobbed. She
lay a rose at the plate then moved out.
I stepped up to the simple table. A
plate garnished with the
aforementioned guacamole and sour
cream flanked the cooked tortilla.
There before me was the image. After
a few moments I realized the image
does not look like the great Don
RIckles. It is NASCAR great Dick
Trickle. I am shocked but say nothing.
Quickly my time was done. Others step
up and I am out the door. The lines
now longer. No matter who you see the
miracle remains and I was there.